Holy Underwear!

So, underwear isn't that expensive, right?

SO, why am I constantly wearing my old underwear?

Today, my friend at work (yes, my only friend but, she is really cool) reaches down and pulls out of the side of her pants, her white undies all ripped and tattered, I start cracking up.

So, what I do? I show her my purple underwear which are so badly ripped on both sides that I wonder if at one point they will just rip off while I'm walking. I think it every time I wear them, but that little elastic piece on the sides has lasted so long. It's amazing. I wonder if they have a "Guiness Book of World Records for That?" The longest a pair of underwear has held out! I think I might win.

So, the situation is this, why oh why do I continue to throw those holey, ratty underwear in the dirty laundry pile over and over again?

Is it so hard to just throw them in the trash and move on??? Yes, it really is.

For some reason I feel nervous that maybe I won't do laundry for a while (I should say Steven won't do laundry because I never do it) and I'll go for undies and there won't be any except my trusty old ripped and tattered purple ones.

I know it's ridiculous and what's the big deal going commando for a day but, I just don't do it.

I also have these flowery ones with a big hole in the front and everything hangs out of it anyway so, I should have just gone commando...BUT.... what did I do not just TWO DAYS AGO? I wore them and threw them back in the dirty laundry.

I mean money is tight, the economy is bad and all but, I can get a 6 pair of undies for like 8 bucks at Walmart so what is my deal?

I do the same thing with bras. No matter how many I get, I wear the same one every day! I'm so gross! Steven even said "don't you ever change your bra?" I'm like well "I have one that is comfy and I like it more than the other ones." So, he says "Why don't you buy three of them than?" and you know what, why don't I buy three of them? The answer to the undies and bra dilemma is the same, I have no friggin clue!

Maybe I secretly like being gross with holey underwear (pubes hanging out) and a stinky old bra on. Wonders never cease.

He's ONE!

They say a picture says a thousand words. Think Stevie enjoyed his birthday cupcake?